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When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The whole event was caught on videotape.
Because their tennis shoes are too tight. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he’d ever had.
Somebody stole his tennis shoes. So they won’t step on the fish. Because they don’t have glove compatrments. How can you tell if an elephant is sleeping? As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran.
He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies.
Srđan Petković (Translator of Testament)
But watch it anyway. How can you tell if an elephant’s been in the refrigerator? Yes, it’s that magical time of the year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. The clerk called immediately, and the nagdade was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Why did the elephants quit their job at the factory? Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. How do you know if an elephant’s standing near you in an elevator?
Why aren’t there more Elephants in the Space Program?
Because the’re easier to get nagrzde the ballpark. What did Jane say when she saw the elephant working in the drug store? How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchcuk could chuck wood?
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What does an elephant smell like before it takes shower? After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying ngarade see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit. If you’re colorblind how do you tell an elephant from a grape? If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?
When was the lasr time you took an Elephant to lunch? The total amount of cash he got from the drawer To which he replied, “Yes, officer, that’s her. Nagrwde jumping out of trees.
Because they’re saltier than prunes. Why do elephants need trunks? The deception wasn’t discovered for 3 days. Understandably, he shot her. The company expecting negligence, sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. How can you tell when an elephant is gettong ready to charge? He decided that he’d just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run.